Ponteng 101

Hi peeps!

Ponteng.

I define ponteng as a act where u go out from your class without teachers permission or anything in that nature.(sneeking out,purposely late).

So why ponteng? I'm not trying to brag here, but ponteng-n-ing classes is just something I'm really good at! (in my old school of course).

AND! sadly, when i came to the new school, i can't practice this God-given-skill anymore *insertsadface*

WELL! at least that is what i thought when i first came in . Now, different story. Haha . But since mua is still controlled by the title AND the blazer , guess, I just havta wait .

SO! the other day, Valentine and mua go out during this one period , giving the teacher "we want to go "minum air" at water cooler " as our excuse. But, we went somewhere else of course. We talked about how "kesian" we are,to our schoolmate who doesnt know the true meaning of real PONTENG and of cos, the real pleasure of it . *we went "minum air" after that * .

Okay kids, now, ponteng is not easy, and to ponteng, you have to learn from the best. so, read up! and practice!

1. Be Creative.

-You just havta be creative . Without creativity, don't even dream to ponteng. Know Where u wanna go, What u wanna do . When ? How ? and of course with Who.

2. Excuse(s)

-OK THIS IS IMPORTANT! when u do something wrong, what u need is a strong excuse/excuses. Always make sure your excuses is strong! and it makes sense . You're trying to fool a teacher here. Come up with something that the teacher can't argue about. The best excuse ever is , you're helping another teacher with something. It always work, ALWAYS! BUT! make sure that you sell the right name. Don't give the teacher her bestfriend names . They will talk about it,then, kantoi? habis laa you . And do you know, in every school, there's at least one "stupid" teacher?? Use their existence fully!No one cares about them . Sell their name and YOU ARE SAVED!

3. Time

-Choose wisely. This is very crucial . Fearful teacher's period? NEVER! just stay in class . After recess?? Yes! Some teachers will never thought of you for not being in class. First period?? Coming late is okay ,but whole period? NO! the teacher will find u.

4. Duration

- Late is under 10 minutes. Nothing mush you can do in this period of time. When escaping, try to escape at least 20 minutes . And when u feel save , go for the whole period . One thing about ponteng is , DON'T ALANG ALANG. Just go for it . Whole day if u dare .

5. Partner In Crime

-NEVER ponteng by yourself. Bring your friend(s). Bring the whole class i you can . With friends you can have double the pleasure and of cos, when you're caught, you are not alone. And choose the one with lots of crazy ideas. Pleasure meter,to the top baby .

There you go!

And remember! The real pleasure of ponteng class is not that the fact that you are not in the class, and felt relieved that you don't have to face certain teachers. The real pleasure is the fear you feel in your bone and the pleasure you get when you do something while ponteng-ing.

So, bye! I'm outta here.

ps : this is just some of many tips to ponteng class . I can't share all . I havta preserved it . Ask me personally if you wanna know more . Or u can just try to ponteng , and learn from the experience.

pss : never ponteng?? please ponteng at least once . Ur missing out a lot there buddy.

psss : i drive car :)